Show newer

Your first appointment with a mental health professional is you interviewing them as a candidate for specialist, highly-paid contract work.

So ask if they can provide what you need.

It’s a garbage *can*, not a garbage can’t

if you think about it sub-zero is a much weaker character in europe than in the us

Evidence that you are a fictional character: / 1. Regular and implausible outlandish coincidences / 2. Obvious plot holes in the worldbuilding / 3. Unusual gaps in your memory, as if periods of low narrative interest were "timeskipped" / 4. Branded or trademarked items in the environment seem lazy, hastily constructed or self-parodic, such as a social network whose posts are called "toots"

Dismantling -isms within yourself 

So, the thing about learned behaviour, is that it can be hard to unlearn it because you may not encounter the situations where the behaviour would appear very often.

I wanted to write this about ableist language, and tropes and jokes etc, but I realized it applies to pretty much any thing you want to unlearn.

It will be so ingrained in you, that you don't know you're doing it, before you start. Once you see it though you can't unsee it, but it might take time to dismantle all the issues within you.

Jokes from your childhood, maybe rife with racism, sexism and ableism, but you haven't thought about them since then, so not until you're about to say the thing do you realize there's an issue. And heck it may actually come out of your mouth before you do.

It's okay, it takes time, and you may keep encountering these for your entire life. Just be patient with yourself. And apologize or don't hit send, when you need to.

Do you remember where you were the first time you heard of the four color map theorem?

Like, if you have a tool you really like, and Adobe buys it, you are never seeing any improvements made to it ever again. Unless someone outside them finds a way to tweak it that they can buy, embed, and sell to you in a new version.

Show thread

At some point I feel like we gotta adress that Adobe, the largest seller of art creation software, doesn't actually MAKE any software.

Like, they have some really great tools and they just sit on them because they bought nearly their entire library from other companies, just as a means for more income, they don't know how to work on the code.

One of my favourite factoids is that Tyrannosaurus Rex lived closer in time to the present day than they did to Stegosaurus.

It's generally thought that T. Rex lived 68-66 million years ago, while Stegosaurus dates to 155-145 mya.

The dinosaurs were around for a really freaking long time, even if you don't count modern birds.

RT @Danny8bit@twitter.com

'80s composers kill me cause they're always just like "Oh, you need an end credits song for your kids cartoon about zany raccoons playing in the forest? Okay, bet. I'mma go way too hard on it for literally no reason."

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Danny8bit/status/1

I'm from the era of the internet before real name policies, when we called ourselves something silly on some godforsaken website when we where 15 and now have more of an affinity for that than whatever nonsense is printed on our ID card.

Show thread

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

🔊🎵 #OPL3MIDI

I ordered three articles of clothing from the same place and all three of them fit right. This quite possibly used up all of my good luck for the year, but that's okay because it still beats the average time between successful orders.

hot new gender trinary just dropped

are you:
cooperative
competitive
singleplayer

Show thread

me: "I got to Lord Underpants the Gnome-Sucker in under 7 minutes and then I beat him in 4.3 seconds! With only half a B press!"

spouse: *pointedly does not pause their game*

One Does Not Simply Move Into Seattle - A Thread on Escaping Here 

So Seattle seems great compared to whatever you're dealing with in your neck of the country. Queer friendly, protections for bodily autonomy. You've heard its expensive but you'll make do, right?

Unfortunately I've run into multiple situations in which folks coming to Seattle have ended up sleeping rough. That's not great. The cops will take your stuff and run your camp off its land if enough Karens get tired of not helping you. I've decided to write a general guide on preparing yourself before you come here.

==========
1. Consider your needs
Before beginning your apartment hunt, consider:
- How many bedrooms will you need to house everybody in your group
- How much can you afford monthly for rent and pay for all the other things you'll need like utilities, internet, groceries, etc.
- Where will you need to commute to do your work
- Do you need in-unit/on-site laundry or can you take your clothes to a laundromat
- If you have a car, parking in a garage or on-site will cost extra (like $100/mo minimum)
- When must you move in

food, Bowie 

This is Minor Tom to Ground Control
I snuck in through the vents
And I packed a Lunchable and Sunny D
And I'm pressing all the buttons that I see

Show thread

This is Ground Control to Minor Tom
You're still in seventh grade
And you're showing off the Lego car you made
We're not allowed to send a kid to space

Show thread
Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!