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Remember all those times you wanted to print a black-and-white document but couldn't because your printer was out of yellow ink?

Epson remembers.

Someone mentioned Castlevania and I automatically found myself thinking of Your Asshole Dad’s Castle Is Back Again:

medium.com/mammon-machine-zeal

fun Twitter linguistics thread about a specific form of word construction from a tiny little span of time that left a pile of oddball words in its wake: twitter.com/dtmooreeditor/stat

Temperamental divination. 

So I've been doing two single-card draws from two different decks that were gifted to me a couple months ago. I ask the same question of each: "Through what point will my day take me?" Each deck has its own personality, so I end up with some interesting messages...

The Rainbow Unicorn Tarot is the snarky one. It loves to give reads that are accurate in oblique ways, and more often for specific moments than overall theme.

The Crystal Unicorn Tarot is the honest but slightly confused one. There's no telling whether the upright or reverse reading is the right one, but whichever it is will be significantly as a strong theme over the course of the day.

Today, Rainbow gave me the Wheel of Fortune.

Crystal gave me the Tower.

I dunno what that's gonna mean, but I feel like I should call what few relatives I have left to make sure everything's all right...

tabletop RPG meme (kobold related) 

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Cops are like dentists. Nobody want to see them or go to them, and they should have been made obsolete long ago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caries_v

Geez, why is Illustrator so slow this morning? It's not like this document has 1877 individual paths with opacity masks nested into groups that each have their own opacity mask. Sheesh!

*does some quick math*

...oh.

california girls, we're inconceivable
cosmic dread, bikinis on top
eldritch forms so hot that you'll grow tentacles
whoa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa

thinking about standing between the candle and the star, between the darkness and the light, but modern UI trends won't let me

Firefox works with variable fonts!

...unless you wanna print 'em. *sigh*

US Govt covid tests for free 

special.usps.com/testkits ends sept 2, and apparently you can have up to three orders. Get yours in!

US peeps: If your income is at or below 200% of FPL (or you rely on SNAP, Medicaid, WIC, SSI, FPHA, VA Pension/Survivor, Free/Reduced School Lunch, certain Tribal Assistance programs, etc) the Affordable Connectivity Program can help with your internet bill ⤵️

whitehouse.gov/getinternet/?ut

The first open source video conferencing application to offer the option of replacing participants' camera feeds with Muppet versions of themselves will take over the world.

stoners 🤝​ ponies
thinking hands r fukken weird

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