okay why the fuck is this person selling "edible precious metals"

I mean sure you can eat them but that's kind of uh. why?

oh apparently they are trying to claim that these "orbitally rearranged monatomic elements" are some kind of magic medicine and also a required micronutrient and uh. no?

the sad thing is, people probably fall for this

okay they're claiming it literally makes you psychic what

this is... quite a thing

also the formatting of this ebay listing just reminds me of time cube, with varying font size and colors all over the place and somewhat broken english and

I really can't say anything more than just "this is quite a thing"

also I find it amusing they seem to be claiming that these are monatomic. metals are not monatomic until you vaporize them and you don't want to be ingesting vaporized metals for quite a wide variety of reasons

@starkatt that would be really neat to have! but even depleted uranium I'd be too worried about radiation

@Felthry the big hazard there is decay product radon but I figure that if you lacquer it it's probably fine.

@starkatt I'd imagine the fact that uranium is extremely toxic might also be a concern, though encasing it in something would solve that problem too

or was it plutonium that was extremely toxic and uranium only very toxic?

@Felthry they're both pretty bad.

@Felthry U isn't as bad as Pu but you definitely don't want to spread it around.

@Felthry aw dangit I think Cody'sLab took down his video of refining uranium metal from ore.

@starkatt really? I could swear we saw it just yesterday

@Felthry I might just be failing at search on mobile.

But if you've already seen it then mission accomplished :D