new sport idea: put a bunch of athletes into a stadium with a bunch of random sports equipment and let them invent their own sport
@Felthry Do you want Calvinball? Because that's how you get Calvinball.
And that's excellent, -I- want Calvinball!
@Felthry this sounds amazing, have you heard about the card game equivalent of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Blank_White_Cards
@Felthry professional calvinball league
@typhlosion except it actually has a referee
who has no more of an idea of what the rules are than anyone else, so they just call foul on anything they feel like calling foul on
most of the entertainment will probably be from both the players and the commentators trying to figure out what the rules are