youtube recommended us a video titled "14 copycat condiment recipes | homemade ..." and we were thinking there would be stuff like restaurants' signature sauces or something under the cut but hovering to see the full title revealed... "ketchup, mustard, mayo and more!"

why would you choose the three most boring condiments, two of which we could literally list all the ingredients and methods of preparation from memory alone???
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we don't even *like* mayonnaise, why *do* we know how to make it?
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@Felthry Protective measure, I suppose, so that if you're doing something and recognize you're starting to make mayonnaise you can stop.

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