Maybe if I post this it will get out of my head:

Spicy mlembo

@vahnj @Draekos Milk is good for getting spicy things out. Try soaking your brain in some of that!

@Felthry @Draekos I'm now just a brain floating in a jar of milk, please advise

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@vahnj @Draekos Well, put your body back on! Or maybe find a different body you like. Who knows!

@Felthry @Draekos I've absorbed the consciousness of all people on this planet by taking their bodies and now have nobody to communicate locally with, please advise

@vahnj @Draekos Other planets exist! I hear Europa has some great local culture.

@Felthry @Draekos well now I'm a superempathic entity distributed throughout the galaxy with an incomprehensible ability to communicate and feel over large distances so I think that did the trick. Thank you

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