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@heatherhorns_lite everyone gets one hour less sleep (talking about the one in the spring specifically)
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@heatherhorns_lite realistically it's probably daylight savings time day, which has significantly increased rates of just about every sort of bad thing people can do, intentional or accidental
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@heatherhorns_lite the secret holiday "give everyone the death penalty day"
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@oceanotter fuck, the idea that people might not have is messing with me
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@Dex These are cute logos

you could take a couple of them and say they're the logos used by a company in the 80s, the 90s, and 00s and we wouldn't be surprised
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@heatherhorns_lite not too different! mostly the hair looks purpler and the skin tone is darker green, in traditional comics I would parse this as "this comic was made at a different press than the last one"
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@heatherhorns_lite need to have a jar of replacement eyes to just swap out whenever
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re: Slime 

@socks random thought: goo person who gets a custom-made shower for their partner that recirculates water (the water is actually the goo person) (it's like a stream of constant tacklehugs)
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@codl that's like, the capital of indonesia isn't it?

*looks it up* okay malaysia, was geographically close
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@anthracite is the letter/word that is commonly used to represent "end" *really* something you want to be using as the name of your hospital?
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@solarmerps though you might not be able to do anything about it unless you specifically apply and are turned down and can prove that's because of your gender
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@solarmerps pretty sure this is specifically disallowed in most places as gender discrimination
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@dogo this is unrelated to the post but we have discovered a rather amusing bug on our instance from your post
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@heatherhorns_lite yes, we have never heard of this

i do not think we have the mental fortitude to look it up right now though. it sounds like the kind of thing that will ruin our day and we are kinda relying on this being an okay sort of day after a long week...
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@heatherhorns_lite i feel like the statement "i can't draw" should be understood in the same way as "i can't play accordion" or "i can't speak armenian"--not a statement of impossibility, but a statement of "i haven't put the time into learning this skill"
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