the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

you ever just clean out your computer's fans and then suddenly it runs 10 °C cooler, and also quieter?
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@sharkNserg anything we can do to help?
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good bratwurst too. we'll probably go by there again sometime
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got takeout from this German (ish, anyway--they specialize in sausages but have some non-German ones too) restaurant, and they had literally the biggest pretzel we've ever seen available

it's $12, which is quite a lot for a pretzel, but it's quite good and did i mention it's *enormous*? it's like... bigger than some personal pizzas we've had, and they advertise it as a "10 oz pretzel", which is over 280 grams for those who don't understand ounces
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we are setting up a secondary account over at @Hearth but it's a little overwhelming so we're going to stop here with just making a basic profile and stuff for now
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@sharkNserg what a good connie
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does anyone have the name of that really terrible famicom jrpg where they just gave up and didn't program a final boss, and also where you can use two controllers at once to completely break collision detection and walk through anything
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hi @inked@plural.cafe, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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bats
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@Balina relatable
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@Lotherme @g turnback cave?
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@Lotherme a miserable little pile of--i mean, a pokemon
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@socks a brain full of fluff
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@Draekos we have frequently wondered how many cis people there are who really understand their gender as much as trans people do, or if they're just somehow able to take what was handed to them and go with it without the slightest bit of questioning
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@Austin_Dern Consider: taur wash
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@Austin_Dern robocoati!
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i wonder if "the AI in legend of zelda is easier to predict if you stand in the middle of the screen" was ever one of those schoolyard rumors

because it sure sounds like one, but it's actually true
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@socks that's a really weird coincidence
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