the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

something fascinating about english is that in the last couple decades we've basically pried open a closed class, that of pronouns

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undead insects: zombees
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pokemon blue speedruns manage to be utterly fascinating while also consisting of 80% menuing
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wow, people like a really expensive and completely obsolete connector a lot
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*hands you a zener diode*
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someone should do one of those 24/7 twitch streams where they just play an audio feed from a microphone placed somewhere in illinois, and have the stream title be illinoise
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specifically combinations of flavors that, on their own, are perfectly acceptable and even tasty
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for some reason i got to wondering about what the worst imaginable flavor combinations could be

i've come up with orange/peppermint and pesto/teriyaki so far
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one single illinoi
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rrf, taking out the trash is really hard when you have to fight through executive dysfunction *and* mysophobia to do it
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also why the fuck is this apparently not a thing

tripping over power cords has been the cause of three of the four laptops we've had break on us breaking

and the other one had a third-party adapter that used an adapter that functioned as a breakaway

you'd think a breakaway plug would be the obvious thing to use here, so why do we not see more of them?

our current laptop even has a right-angle plug on it which makes it even more prone to such damage
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if anyone happens to know where we can get a 180 watt laptop charger with a 5.5×1.7 mm barrel plug that has a breakaway on the laptop side of it, please let us know
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why aren't there any easy to find laptop chargers with breakaway plugs on them
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or squashed squash, that's also a good name
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i guess you use it in some dishes but it's not called mashed squash and never on its own
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why isn't mashed squash a thing? you'd think if it's called squash someone would think to squash it
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i kinda wonder why percent became the standard way to talk about proportions and stuff instead of permille or egyptian fractions or something

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Hmm. No, not a new headmate, it's just me. We were blendy, and thinking about glaceon--maybe we'd be one if we merged, or maybe I should try being one sometime. Or maybe there is a new headmate who just isn't ready to show themselves yet.
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