the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

sometimes i just remember that the guy who invented breakfast cereal did so in an attempt to invent a food so bland people would stop masturbating (because that was the foulest evil as far as he was concerned) and am briefly amused before returning to whatever we were doing before
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it's really painful to talk to the obeyers because half of them give you two dialog options:
- your life's work was a good thing and yes you should always do what the shapers would want even when it seems pointless
- your life's work was a complete waste of time and you should think independently for a change

there's no option to say like, "it's admirable that you did all this" without also explicitly reinforcing their shaper-worship
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i kinda wonder just how big of a deal this is to some people, like we definitely have a favorite but as long as it's not garbage quality we'll be fine with most frozen pizzas
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& is the hardest thing to type because we can never remember which number key to hit for it and even when we do we always end up missing and hitting ^ or * or even % first

% has this problem too to a lesser extent
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a synth gets an upgrade, including more limbs and a second head, while they're fully conscious to experience it
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strongly in the mood for weirdsexy right now and not sure how to fulfill that desire
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you ever just really appreciate fluffy friends
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the title of octopath traveler bugs us because we spell it traveller

which i think is the british spelling but it just looks more right to us
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hmm, does anyone know what the recommended method of downloading youtube videos is right now?
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you know, tails?
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if you grind down the corners of your meat, is that a filet fillet
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you ever just want pie
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mcmaster-taur
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allium of choice

you ever just see the word stromboli and immediately want stromboli
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it's just kinda weird to realize that a lot of people have no idea what something is that you took for granted your whole life
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oh wow that was weird

this guy who does cooking videos on youtube said "there's this thing called bisquick, don't really know what it is"

i guess they just don't have bisquick in the uk??
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