the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

we don't care that much about the lack of grapefruit pies because we can't have grapefruit
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we've had key lime pie and lemon icebox pie but where is the orange pie
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metroid dread 100% map completion sounds like it'd be either a really annoying or really interesting speedrun category because how do you route getting every map tile
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good morning

we're sleepy
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this youtube recommendation feels like something from another universe

why would you make dice with ramen noodles in them

*why* would that be highly requested
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today we learned: photographic film is not vegetarian
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oh neat, apparently intel's new processors have heterogenous cores, with some geared for efficiency and others for computing power

i could swear that's not the first time we've heard of a setup like that... was it some powerpc processors that did that previously? or was it something else?
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Zucchini is a fun word. Zook.
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can anyone help us know what to do when like... you get in that thought pattern where you just can't stop thinking about every mistake you've ever made and feeling terrible for it?
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what is with IBM's obsession with slashes

system/360, system/370, PS/2 and OS/2, ESA/390, z/Architecture
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if the defining characteristic of a man is being a miserable little pile of secrets, what is a woman, or a nonbinary person?
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any time you do a thing you previously said you were going to do, you can perfectly reasonably claim "just as it was foretold, i have done the thing"
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we are getting lots of good data at work today

the problem is that the data says everything is bad
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bug logic, a field of mothematics
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tails!
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You know what would be an interesting tas?

a minimal-shots run of something like gradius.
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no nut november? but what about: *nine* nut november?

multi-balls 💚
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especially if it's long, thick, and/or fluffy

double especially if there's more than one of them
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