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we are getting far too many spam phone calls lately asking us to contribute to some kind of political organization called "support our police"

needless to say the name alone means we're not going to contribute anything. i wish they'd stop calling
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very sleepy and need to not be working but can't

we need to do something about this whole situation and i don't know what
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why do people dislike zelda 2 so much, anyway? we like it a lot
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maybe not even starting to, have been for months
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I feel like we've been perpetually so drained from work for so long that we're starting to drift away from a lot of our friends and i don't know what to do about that
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concept: video game where the players are the prophesied chosen ones, not because they're prophesied to do anything in particular but because they're the avatars of a higher power (implied to be the player)
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you are all pretty lovely people, thank you all for existing
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now i'm missing lambert's

the vast majority of people here probably have no idea what i'm talking about but they have really good rolls and stuff
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okay we have a little bit of an idea, it looks like some kind of dinner roll thing??
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one of these days we should try a yorkshire pudding. we have no idea what it is but apparently people like them a lot
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okay, that was weird

random massive anxiety spike

i think we're fine now

what's weird about it is like

we got all the physiological sensations of a minor panic attack, but mentally only felt mildly stressed over nothing in particular

what *was* that?
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