the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

does anyone have the name of that really terrible famicom jrpg where they just gave up and didn't program a final boss, and also where you can use two controllers at once to completely break collision detection and walk through anything
-F

hi @inked@plural.cafe, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
-F

bats
-F

i wonder if "the AI in legend of zelda is easier to predict if you stand in the middle of the screen" was ever one of those schoolyard rumors

because it sure sounds like one, but it's actually true
-F

bartender

why don't people make VLIW processors?

*learns about the troubles of programming for the sega saturn*

why do people wonder why we don't make VLIW processors?

-F

thinking about huge balls
-F

concept: speedrun challenge where instead of trying to do a game as fast as possible, you try to do as much as possible within a fixed time limit
-F

wondering about making a second account on a separate instance or something

maybe plural.cafe or plush.city?
-F

the worst thing is, i could actually see that being good as an ingredient in a salad or something if you do it right
-F

phrases i never thought we'd hear: "pickled blackberries"
-F

hmm. snakes?
-F

i think the thing that's really hurting us in this whole burnout thing is.... we have to spend extended periods of time outside our comfort zone, in a place that doesn't feel like "home" in the way that our apartment, or a quiet room in a house full of understanding people, or even just a comfortable chair in the hallway at school can approximate
-F

randomly wondering: why did the ipod succeed and the zune fail so hard? was it just that the ipod was first, or did the zune have some critical flaws?
-F

both the modern and the prehistoric ones
-F

raptors are pretty cute
-F

we are craving american-chinese food and don't have the energy to make anything or go somewhere, can anyone tell us what is actually good at panda express? they offer delivery but we've never been to one before to know what to order

we're pretty picky with vegetables and stuff so i don't want to end up with something we can't eat
-F