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lewd-looking plant, lewd text 

today i am thinking very much about having one of these for genitals, just how it'd feel to have someone stroking and squeezing it, perfectly pure water gushing out
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xenia tech tip!
the elites don't want you to know this but using whatever pronouns or pronoun-related terms you feel like at any time is free
they don't have to match anything or make sense :3

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Friendly reminder that Wordle results are not screen-reader friendly, and it's nice to put them in a CW so people who rely on screen-readers aren't bombarded with repetitive audio nonsense.

the pokemon tcg gameboy game has a far better soundtrack than it has any right to have
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mareep also is for reasons i'm sure most people here have seen before

i love multi-layered things like that
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hmm. random thought: is Kuja's (FFIX) name pronounced /kuːdʒə/ or /kuːjə/?
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can i just say

kangaskhan is an absolutely fantastic name for a pokemon
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hi, random large amounts of stress! i didn't miss you at all!
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you ever just clean out your computer's fans and then suddenly it runs 10 °C cooler, and also quieter?
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re: food 

good bratwurst too. we'll probably go by there again sometime
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food 

got takeout from this German (ish, anyway--they specialize in sausages but have some non-German ones too) restaurant, and they had literally the biggest pretzel we've ever seen available

it's $12, which is quite a lot for a pretzel, but it's quite good and did i mention it's *enormous*? it's like... bigger than some personal pizzas we've had, and they advertise it as a "10 oz pretzel", which is over 280 grams for those who don't understand ounces
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we are setting up a secondary account over at @Hearth but it's a little overwhelming so we're going to stop here with just making a basic profile and stuff for now
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does anyone have the name of that really terrible famicom jrpg where they just gave up and didn't program a final boss, and also where you can use two controllers at once to completely break collision detection and walk through anything
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hi @inked@plural.cafe, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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i wonder if "the AI in legend of zelda is easier to predict if you stand in the middle of the screen" was ever one of those schoolyard rumors

because it sure sounds like one, but it's actually true
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i wonder if "the AI in legend of zelda is easier to predict if you stand in the middle of the screen" was ever one of those schoolyard rumors

because it sure sounds like one, but it's actually true
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bartender

why don't people make VLIW processors?

*learns about the troubles of programming for the sega saturn*

why do people wonder why we don't make VLIW processors?

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