the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

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fun fact: one of the first things the people who invented the microwave oven attempted to cook in it was an egg

i think they were expecting it to turn out like a boiled egg or something

i bet they were quite surprised when it exploded
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mmf, now all stressed after thinking about Complicated Things involving people we used to know who were.. not malicious, but really harmful to be around
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porygon and porygon2's are pretty good too, wherein the professor is just utterly baffled at what the fuck they are
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i like how the professor's pokedex entry for porygon-Z ends with just "this worries me."
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well we're out of leads now

filled every bit of pokedex we knew about except spiritomb (who i think we know how to catch but don't want to do that now)

the remaining ones are pokemon we've not even seen
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@demonicdevice hi, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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so to get the last rank in the galaxy team, you have to get *30,000* more points? after 30,000 *total* points is what you needed to get the second-to-last?

this is going to take a while
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thinking about how cute gligar is

(Official artwork, done by Ken Sugimori for nintendo)

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AU where everything is the same except the apple macintosh was named after a different variety of apple
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it's neat seeing some of the characters who are Identical Ancestors™ to other characters in the series

Kamado is clearly Rowan; Cyllene is Cyrus; Ingo is, well, literally Ingo, because they did the thing again; Beni is *possibly* Wally?, that one girl who ends up running the haircut store is one of the galactic admins (Mars? names are hard sometimes)
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hate it when i get the urge to do some character design but have no ideas to work off of
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did any other non-sports game ever have a sports minigame as detailed as blitzball?
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okay i am surprised by the number of people who have never heard of and/or don't know what a boston cream pie looks like

they're really tasty!
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does anyone ever stop to think, why is it that we must ard?
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anyone who votes 3 should consider trying one sometime, they're real good
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boston cream pie is a
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