the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

just died to this boss so fast that when i got back my soulsrunes were outside the fog wall
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imagine playing a video game where all the graphics are rendered as if through a telecentric lens
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our boss puts out little snacks in the break area from time to time at work, and the most recent one was a punnet of tiny apples, like the size of clementines

we had one, and they were very disappointing apples. almost no flavor to them and very little juice. i know it's about as out of season as apples get right now but still, those were disappointing
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i noted in the image description that we can't really identify the people pictured in the background due to having some degree of face-blindness; if anyone can tell us who they are that'd be appreciated

i suspect the bald one is putin but am not certain enough to say for sure
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i'm going to say "probably not" on this one

wars generally are not legal, but also i don't feel like the aggressor in a war is going to pay much attention to legality, particularly not when it's putin
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how do ashes of war work? do you only get to use each one one time? is it possible to remove ashes of war from a weapon? if both of those are yes, do you get the ash back to reuse on something else?
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dark souls was secretly written by centaurs
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thinking about how dark souls had "horse" as a message word you could use, without actually having any horses in it

also it was categorized under "body parts". you know, the horse, a part of everyone's body
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did you know: dragons are hot
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we also learned that there is a word fremd that means "weird", "strange", or as a noun, "stranger" in the sense of "someone you don't know"

so fremd could be called the opposite of friend
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today we learned: just as the word strength means "the quality of being strong", there is also a word wrength, which means "the quality of being wrong"
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okay come on let's actually go now
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sudden craving for toasted ravioli

i guess we're going to olive garden
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does anyone know what the "app ver" and "calibration ver" mean in fromsoft games? sometimes calibration is regulation in some of them i think but just, what does it mean
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what do gysahl greens taste like anyway
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lots of talk about the food offered by a food delivery service, or the grubhub grub hubbub
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has anyone else noticed that your horse has headlights

why does the horse have headlights
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