the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

i was going to have this as a countdown from 4 to 0 but then we couldn't think of anything i have one of
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2 heads
3 legs
4 arms
0 binary
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and yes i mean the full ethernet stack, not just the physical layer. it implements tcp/ip
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terrible ideas: usb mouse except instead of usb it works over ethernet
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🦎 🐊 🐍 🐉 🐢

reptile friends
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miraidon is a Friend and i love them
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vacuum tubes are pretty great
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occasionally we remember how ancient Romans mocked the idea of pants as a barbaric garment, far inferior to the elegance of a toga

and then once the roman empire expanded to more northern parts of europe, they couldn't understand how on earth the locals could stand working in the cold in winter

and then suddenly pants were all the rage among romans in the northern provinces
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there are lots of creatures that people seem to just hate that are actually really cute and lovable

like opossums, skunks, bats, raccoons, sharks,
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someone should make something that hooks onto a microwave turntable motor and uses the power to turn rollers to rotate hot dogs or something
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What's the best mistranslation you've seen?

For us, it might just be the latter half of Ys II taking place in a large complex called Palace of Salmon

Sounds more like a sushi restaurant than the "Palace of Solomon" that it was meant to be
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the term "equation of time" refers to something far less exciting than it sounds like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equation_of_time

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why hasn't anyone invented goodminton yet
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verdict: 3/10 would not refuse if offered but would not make again
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we just accidentally grabbed the taco seasoning instead of stuff you would normally put on a frozen pizza, but then decided to just go with it and see how this turns out
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did i accidentally make this one-choice-only or are the two people who voted so far just really picky about their favorites?
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