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US dwellers, healthcare needers, word on the mean streets of the information superhighway is that enrolment begins today for 2018 coverage. Take the healthcare you need & pass it on~ healthcare.gov/ mastodon.social/media/EI-q9im1

Today might be halloween, but tomorrow is Cheap Candy Day.

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it is now something approximating morning

Ponderance of the day: How does a snake ride a bike?

why does Mathematica decide after typing exactly two characters into it that it needs to claim ALL OF THE RAM

Remember: apocalypses are bad. Try not to cause one today.

and as soon as I complain about it I beat the level

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okay mario sunshine is a great game but

this sand bird, really

somehow it has become eleven thirty pm

why is it eleven thirty pm

I did not give it permission to be eleven thirty pm

stop that

Looking into selling my old Verizon Samsung Galaxy S4. Anyone have any tips? I'm not sure if I should remove the sim card or not, for example, nor am I sure how much to ask for it (though looking at the going price on Amazon can help with that)

nsfw thoughts 

thinking about balls. big, squishy, and lots of them on one person. -w-

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if society can't afford to end poverty then how tf can it afford billionaires

I wonder if anyone sells some kind of herbal tea thing that they claim helps with anxiety and call it anti-anxietea

I just thought of that pun and wanted to mention it.

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