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Movie theatre problems:

"Carl, remember that massive booking we got for theatre four?"
"Yeah, are they here?"
"Yes.... and they're all hydras!"
"What... crap, we don't have enough 3d glasses!"

so a friend just referred to a coatl-like dragon as a "chirpy flapsnake" and this is The Best Term

today is one of those days where i just feel like i'd rather not deal with the hassle of having a brain -.-

ATTENTION: it is now time for beeps.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Beep.

so basically half your party's perpetually dead and one of the other two is always confused and then GAH this is the most frustrated I've been at a video game in a while

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but the one guy who always goes first always ends up picking one of the two (revive-item-user and healing-item-user) to attack, usually with the guaranteed-confusion attack

when confused, your characters perform random actions instead of the ones you wanted, so you end up either wasting a rare healing item on an unconscious character, or using a rare revival item on a character who's going to get lightly tapped and die again right after that

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holy crap this boss is annoying

four enemies, one of them always goes first and has something like an 80% chance to use an attack that is guaranteed confusion, AND steps in to heal the others immediately after they get injured (doesn't count as taking his turn either)

three of the four enemies, including the one above, are big damage-dealers, one of them to the entire party

the only option to revive a character revives them at 1hp so you have to coordinate with your other characters to heal

the Hearth :ms_agender_flag: boosted

well this is just... they made the 'unsubscribe' link the same color as the rest of the text, but other links are still blue. that's just hiding the unsubscribe button. is that even legal? awoo.space/media/tLt714cdNCLEX

Well this is certainly a set of state equations.
I don't look forward to implementing this in simulink x.x awoo.space/media/Vgp5V9o6Gpr9W

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