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new glasses means new eyestrain while we get used to them, oof

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Today's Tea

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What is time, anyway?

Is it a miserable little pile of seconds?

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The Opportunity rover’s final message from Mars was “My battery is low and it is getting dark.”
😭😭😭
NO I’M NOT CRYING OVER A SPACE ROBOT SHUT UP

A ton of people is actually only about a dozen people.

Gryphons of weird combinations are Good. I still want to see a bat-eared fox / flying fox gryphon.

because a) bats are like birds but not and foxes are like cats but not and b) it's a bat named after a fox and a fox named after a bat

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disability; bike lights; PSA 

Friends and fellow cyclists.
Consider using just steady lights instead of blinking ones. I am epileptic and have to bike everywhere to get around. Blinking lights, at best, give me a searing headache, and at worst a seizure.
Yes, it may take more battery or more charge power, but you are Still visible and not hurting people's heads and putting them at risk.

Thanks.

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I had a thought many years ago about how weird it is that the phrase “raised by wolves” is used to refer to someone who lacks social skills, because real wolves actually have strong and complex social relationships.

have you ever read someone's message complaining about heavy snowfall, misread it as from someone else entirely, and then wonder what apocalypse just befell Australia?

...just me, then?

Before you ask, no I'm not going to explain the metaphor.

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*appreciates the underappreciated creatures out there*

"Nostalgia for a nonexistent time" would be a fantastic theme for an art compilation

why are there so many games called something arms

Thousand Arms
Wild Arms (whole series)
Enchanted Arms

we remembered the dream we had last night.

Unfortunately it was the most disappointing possible dream; we dreamed about doing laundry. Not only is that an extremely boring dream, but on top of that you wake up and then the laundry still isn't done.

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