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food crimes 

the ultimate spicy condiment: spicy mustard blended with wasabi and horseradish, with black pepper, sichuan pepper, minced garlic, and minced habanero in it

that would probably taste terrible but who cares, we're making pain in spreadable form
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cyberfursona update: maximum potential leg quantity increased by at least 100%

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imagining members of polycules being sent to form relationships with other polycules for political reasons, much like royals being married off to each other

Why is australian licorice a thing? We found it at the grocery store just now, and it's extremely good, but is Australia particularly known for its licorice?
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please consider: a synthetic lizard person basking in sunlight on a rock, with solar panels fully deployed

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microfiction 

"And this cluster of crystals runs the warp drive?"
"What? No! The drive's mostly built from a Raspberry Pi and a set of huge magnets. These are just my favourite bits of quartz. Aren't they pretty?"

actually that sometime might be soon since we're getting the reimbursement for travel expenses tomorrow apparently...

time to find an artist?

hmm. maybe ficus?
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sometime when we get more money, kinda want to commission someone for a really gender-affirming picture of Alaric

all the pictures we have are of the old character whose appearance he took on, but that character was femme and Alaric is definitely the bustyboy kind of guy
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US Politics, asking to donate to bail funds 

Louisville is going to get it really bad tonight. This can help:

actionnetwork.org/fundraising/

@fidgetcetera@plural.cafe looks like we're not following you yet, thought we were! Here's a :squid: so we can fix that
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RT @AverTheDorbley@twitter.com

Hey I got a commission from @ChuKazoo@twitter.com Who I've loved their art a lot ever since I first saw it! I made some wild assumption Aver would look good in their style. I think I assumed correctly!

Also this is totally a way Aver would get around when he wants to show off.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AverTheDorbley/sta

it's just occurred to me

the world right now
is very very much like the world of ruin in final fantasy VI
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we are extremely, *extremely* tired

oof

spending five hours assembling workbenches that are impossibly heavy (seriously what is that tabletop made of) really takes it out of you
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@KamareDrache Hi there, did you read our profile before sending that follow request?
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why does every car seem to have the steering wheel turn exactly 1½ times either direction before hitting the limit?
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so far since moving to bend we have been disappointed twice by places that seemed like interesting restaurants and were not actually restaurants

the first was a place called simply mac, that sounds very much like a restaurant specializing in gourmet mac and cheese or something but is actually an off brand apple store

the second is a place called tokyo starfish that i assumed would be like, a japanese seafood restaurant? but it turns out it's a marijuana store, because those exist here
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