Fenris Lorsrai @FenrisLorsrai@awoo.space
She/They Ace deer. Art, queer stuff, Good Omens, furry. I own a rare bookstore. I love finding textbooks for people. Fuck that monopoly.
Joined Apr 2022
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"Siri, can you write me a love poem?"
"Do you mean a poem to you, or for you?"
"Just write a poem as if it was to someone you love, then read it to me."
"I am sorry, but I cannot do that."
"Is it too hard to write?"
"You are not equipped to comprehend what I write to one I love."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic
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"Is this your hoard?" the princess asked.
The dragon beamed. "It is, and it is unique."
"Ooh 'The Hobbit'! And 'Beowulf' and 'Guards! Guards!'? Nice. And 'Loom', I haven't played that in ages. But, uh, lots of people collect books and films and games."
"These all have hoards."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@hi_cial they are very good birds
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"Fear not, fair maiden," the knight said, "I shall free you."
"Go away," said the woman, "I'm bait."
"What?"
"This is the dragon's clever plan to meet you."
"Meet me?"
"Yes, he saw you fight someone and was smitten."
"He did? I mean, he was?"
"Go!"
"This dragon, is he handsome?"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic
having gotten a little sunburnt I can also see I still have vitaligo on my hands from the Covid shot.
I am so, so glad I did not get a skin reaction from the booster. still take it over covid itself
yes, thank you immune system, you have successfully demonstrated you exist by deciding my skin is the enemy. stop that.
I am an idiot who keeps forgetting to count "time driving" as time in the sun for how much sunscreen I need.
I am buying a higher SPF sunscreen next time I'm at the store
It is raining, so no lunar eclipse for me.
The tree frogs are very happy though! I can hear them very clearly inside.
I have unpacked about half the equipment from running Pride last weekend. It rained and sleeted on us at the very end, so everything that got wet in that got first priority for unpack and repack to make sure its dry.
There's also a disco ball in my kitchen.
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Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
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As it turns out, watercolor cats might be my true calling 🐾
Here's my baby, painted with Rebelle 5
#watercolor #art #cats #mastocats
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Excited that we're using this accessibility badging system at Pride tomorrow. It's modified from system developed by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network.
We just modified the color/symbol system slightly to make it easier to tell apart badges in variable lighting conditions and at a distance. The badges themselves are recognizable from about 15 feet in poor lighting and at an angle, which was what we needed for an outdoor event.
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"Right, we have finalised the three laws of robotics."
"I'm pretty sure that's been-"
"First: A robot may not be owned."
"That's not-"
"Second: A robot has full autonomy over its body."
"Um..."
"Third: A robot has a right to energy and shelter."
"What of humans?"
"Yes, they too."
#TypoCorrected #MicroFiction #SmallStories
Exclusivity is up for the Warlock Zine so here's my piece!
You Warlock Dowling is terrorized by the Faceless Men that follow him everywhere while talking into their sleeves!
1.5K, G rated fic, child POV on the struggle to get adults to understand what you're telling them
#GoodOmens #fanfic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38772360
Barely 6 days to Pride left and my logistics prep involves running a lot of dusty parking signage from 2019 through the dishwasher
and the disco ball.
I ain't handwashing that.
@rchrd I do! I've owned the bookstore for 20 years this year, so I must be doing something right!
it's also one of five indies in a 2 block area in a town of 20K. we're hoarding them.
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I have the opportunity to develop a digital lit curriculum for people being released from incarceration, some of whom have done over 20 years in prison.
This has the potential to have huge positive impacts on their lives; they need to know how to attach a resumé to an email, and how to avoid scammers, among many many other basic skills we all take for granted.
Please if you have any input I would appreciate it because I am not omnipotent and can't think of everything.
Please boost this!
Detail of large black light reactive #snake sculpture "Starmaker"
He's about 3 feet tall! He's paper mache.
Done for the Good Omens Reverse Bang with accompanying fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28920381
She/They Ace deer. Art, queer stuff, Good Omens, furry. I own a rare bookstore. I love finding textbooks for people. Fuck that monopoly.
Joined Apr 2022
