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If you watch Prey (2022), I recommend watching the Comanche language dub. You can find it in a tab in Hulu's detail page for the movie.

BRING IT ON

RT @cogie_s@twitter.com

Time-lapse of the arriving thunder storm at Rogart 3.30 onwards. Lairg was getting serious rain and lightening. Rolled in nicely. @BBCScotWeather@twitter.com @StormchaserUKEU@twitter.com #thunderstorm #storm #Scotland

🐦🔗: twitter.com/cogie_s/status/155

picked up a trail cam at a tag sale and been having fun with it. Mom complained that all the pictures of deer were far away and blurry. I think we now have the opposite problem.

have you ever considered that Klingon bull dykes are probably slender, prettied up and soft spoken because that's basically saying you're badass enough to back it up?

this thought thanks to Goldsmith's "Klingon Battle."

On the stone upon which the anvil stood were carved letters, filled in with gold:
"Whosoever leaves their sword in this anvil and this stone, they are the rightful ruler of this land."
The assembled knights shook their heads.
"Give up my sword? Never!"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

never seen a rapier user who isnt just the most homosexual man on the earth

The sigil was drawn in ash, salt, and blood. The candles, carefully placed at the cardinal points, flared up, as a tired figure appeared.
"You have misspelled Azth'luh."
"I didn't," the summoner said.
"There, you have written Azth'loh. Summons an editor, not a demon."
"I know."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

some stuffed mushrooms - cheese, sopresetta, bacon fat

Grilled smelts with a sauce made of garlic-mustard (the invasive plant), walnuts, and oil

bread with flavored cream cheese

watermelon

"Siri, can you write me a love poem?"
"Do you mean a poem to you, or for you?"
"Just write a poem as if it was to someone you love, then read it to me."
"I am sorry, but I cannot do that."
"Is it too hard to write?"
"You are not equipped to comprehend what I write to one I love."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

"Is this your hoard?" the princess asked.
The dragon beamed. "It is, and it is unique."
"Ooh 'The Hobbit'! And 'Beowulf' and 'Guards! Guards!'? Nice. And 'Loom', I haven't played that in ages. But, uh, lots of people collect books and films and games."
"These all have hoards."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"Fear not, fair maiden," the knight said, "I shall free you."
"Go away," said the woman, "I'm bait."
"What?"
"This is the dragon's clever plan to meet you."
"Meet me?"
"Yes, he saw you fight someone and was smitten."
"He did? I mean, he was?"
"Go!"
"This dragon, is he handsome?"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

having gotten a little sunburnt I can also see I still have vitaligo on my hands from the Covid shot.

I am so, so glad I did not get a skin reaction from the booster. still take it over covid itself

yes, thank you immune system, you have successfully demonstrated you exist by deciding my skin is the enemy. stop that.

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I am an idiot who keeps forgetting to count "time driving" as time in the sun for how much sunscreen I need.

I am buying a higher SPF sunscreen next time I'm at the store

It is raining, so no lunar eclipse for me.

The tree frogs are very happy though! I can hear them very clearly inside.

I have unpacked about half the equipment from running Pride last weekend. It rained and sleeted on us at the very end, so everything that got wet in that got first priority for unpack and repack to make sure its dry.

There's also a disco ball in my kitchen.

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

As it turns out, watercolor cats might be my true calling 🐾

Here's my baby, painted with Rebelle 5
#watercolor #art #cats #mastocats

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