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We all need to put the ASS back into Massachusetts!

These will really cover your Masshole!

The perfect pants for that Dunkin' Donuts body!

Do not bite the hand that feeds you. Grab it first. Take the keys. Set yourself free. Then bite the hand, and run.

Welcome... to Night Vale.

Lewd, silly 

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a satyr!"
"No, what's your sex?"
"Enthusiastic consent!"
"I mean, what's in your pants?"
"I HAVE NO PANTS!"

UPDATE:

@TexasObserver has reached $100K in donations from 1.3K donors.

They’ve now created a stretch goal of $200K and hope that this will convince the board to continue operating the publication.

I’m convinced that the Fediverse has given @TexasObserver a chance at life.

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uspol, call to action, transmisia against children 

So, I usually don't encourage people to write politicians because it doesn't do shit almost all the time.

This is an exception.

Nebraska Senators Megan Hunt and Machaela Cavanaugh have vowed to filibuster a bill that bans gender affirming care for children, and Senators Jen Day and Danielle Conrad have vowed to join them.

Holding out on a filibuster for three months against a lot of very angry vested interests is not an easy task, so please give them kind words and encouragement, because they are the only thing stopping this disgusting ban in Nebraska. Every ban affects all of us across the US and even the world.

Their email addresses:
Machaela Cavanaugh: mcavanaugh@leg.ne.gov
Megan Hunt: mhunt@leg.ne.gov
Jen Day: jday@leg.ne.gov
Danielle Conrad: dconrad@leg.ne.gov

Please boost.

HI can I ask for a Patreon boost?

I publish two poems a month, it's my main output of creative writing apart from this mastodon feed. The income helps me pay my bills, if you like poetry please sub, if you are curious please sub. I have some great ideas for the upcoming months and I'd love it if you saw it.

patreon.com/Ceciliek

#poetry #corvusrobotica

Hey, would you mind reblogging this so your friends see it and I can reconnect with everybody I talked to on other social media?

For the low, low price of free, you can snag a 90 minute class on imagery in fiction using haiku as an example! It's gonna be grand, we're gonna write some haiku and some flash fiction, and create a zine in the process! April 1 at 10AM and 5PM PDT!

makyo.gumroad.com/l/haikuxfict

the femboy mafia is about to hold my induction. i'm finally a maid man

It’s #meemuMonday and I wanted to upload a tiktok of my dog but the video is too big so have Danny looking serene on the couch instead

The first day of winter is definitely coming in strong! It’s important to find unconventional beauty, even when the land is encased in ice.
#lichensubscribe #mosstodon #ice #macrophotography #magicworlds

The roof of this little announcement board at the trailhead was covered with a kickass assortment of mosses and lichens, and I wish I'd had a ladder or a taller person with me. I got these shots from holding my phone way up over my head.
#Mosstodon #LichenSubscribe

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These Swedish trees are wild and wooly with lichen and moss. I've never seen anything like them.

This great proud creature reaching tall in her big furry pelt that sways in the wind and sheds onto the path, it's so abundant. Magnificent.

#mosstodon #lichensubscribe

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