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Re: Net neutrality, we care but also it's only y'all fucking Americans who can actually contact the FCC that counts so you do that and leave the rest of us alone sheez

Taking on an extra full night shift, time to help myself to all the shitty machine lattes

tired: toxic masculinity
wired: fluffy soft masculinity

I feel 

toot 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

go up to a straight couple and ask which one is the gay and which one the kobold

I spilled some tea all over myself at work earlier tonight and now my pants smell of it. And I've got to sit in it for over 7 more hours.

Hey awooers and associated mastodon instances!
my good friend has this Kickstarter for a beautiful tarot deck that has a bit over a week to go, for those who are interested and might know someone. 💙
I highly appreciate any boosts in this! It's a really beautiful project and world that I would love to see suceed and brought to life 💙

kickstarter.com/projects/58157

I'm so bored that I almost started fighting nazi apologists on birdsite. Halp.

mastodon instance pals, I hope you won't mind if I ask you to take part in a quick straw poll. Please –

♻Boost if you would prefer images on a CW'd post to be marked NSFW by default

🌟Favourite if you'd prefer they stay completely unlinked

thank you!

Phone system's down at work and everything is getting routed to my work phone. Guess I'm glued to my desk tonight.

So I just got a new phone, what apps should I get to be rolling with the cool kids on Android?

Wtf are people doing at work at 6am on a Sunday?

As perplexing as the whole fidget spinnything fad is (like they're kinda neat and feel nice when you do the spinny with them but I'm sure the novelty would wear off fast for me were I to actually buy one), what I find even weirder is the absolute rage some people fly into when the subject comes up, like full on 'unleash the fucking fury' mode. Just saw an incomprehensible rant in Norwegian about the things posted on my Facebook feed and I'm just like... why do they bother you so much, my man?

I get Sunday night off so I only have one shift left of my current week, yay~ Starting an hour or so from now.

I just committed to spending an additional 100 dollars on my avatar's reference sheet for some additional outfits because I apparently have no impulse control.

As a followup to my dental surgery mentioned in earlier toots, I'm getting my stitches removed tomorrow. Here's hoping everything goes well and that I can eat proper food asap!

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