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tfw the only thing around you with life support after crashing on an alien planet is a partial fursuit

What if Samus's body had Tails' head? 

It'd look something... like this!

@eclairspark@snouts.online i flew to indiana to visit family lol

@prophet_goddess@dev.glitch.social WOW now im ticked i didn't catch at least one video twenty minutes ago in that case, i coulda done it

how long has youtube been dead, iv'e been flying all day so i just wanted to cuddle up to some vids and oops nope

Both male and female dwarves have beards because the dwarven larva cling to the beard in infancy

Critterposting, Olm, Cave Animal 

#critterposting

These are olms! Neotenous cave salamanders from southeast europe. They're blind and fully aquatic!

They live in limestone caves throughout the regions mountains, and are specially adapted for it. Lacking eyes or any skin pigmentation, but their highly developed smell, vibration sense, and ability to detect electric fields allows them to traverse their troglodytic homes just fine.

Highly sociable, they aggregate under rocks in their watery homes in between bouts of hunting their invertebrate prey.

Raise your hand if you were crying about snakes.

re: uspol 

@awr ohhh gotcha. i guess the name was kind of assuming that half the country would have at least a passing acceptance of the president even then..

EAS PRESIDENTIAL ALERT 2:19PM EST (UT-5)
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ALERT

This Is Donald J Trump Speaking. I Just Wanted To Thank The Fortnite Bus Driver!!!

Love,

Don

re: uspol 

really speaks to the Great Brand ol' 45 has built, huh?

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uspol 

if the presidential alert has to go through FEMA then just imagine how much better this would go over with ppl if it was a FEMA alert instead

uspol clarification 

This alert test was more or less set to happen back in 2016 when Obama signed the law, it has nothing to do with Trump directly. Presidential Alerts have to go through FEMA before they can be broadcast. Lower your pitchforks.

kanye west goes to a doctor complaining about anhedonia. he says he can't find something to believe in, and he is having trouble reminding himself of the joys of life.

"well," the doctor says, "this sounds like a crisis of the soul. my life turned around after i found god."

"but doctor," kanye replies, shaking his head, "i AM god"

Happy coffee day please don't berate any baristas and tip nicely if you have the means to

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Fatness, medical prejudice 

This article is amazing but the more I read it the angrier I get. The way medical professionals treat their fat patients amounts to industry-wide malpractice.

highline.huffingtonpost.com/ar

the ironic thing is that bowser was always sexy

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