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what do the famous american president named Abraham and I have in common?
We're both link-kin 🥁

re: lewd tmi 

@daylight it'd be ur gf sucking ur girlcock if u didnt quickly get fully focused and shut the video off. but i suppose that part is happening regardless, just with or without jerma

[giving a tour of my wizard tower] and this is where the magic happens. and this is where the magic happens. all of this is where the magic h

Talking about the bloated fungal growth that is this diners menu, food 

@daylight theres also a like bakery i can see with a selection of cakes so this place just doesnt stop

Talking about the bloated fungal growth that is this diners menu, food 

So me and val are at a lil diner built into a best western hotel and the menu i can only describe as urban sprawl.

It has greek food, italian food, seafood, stirfry, mexican food, philly cheese steaks as a whole section.

Its like 7 pages of information overload.

if you walk without rhythm

you won't
attract
the worm

@fillertrack personally i vote Abide the Return. maybe a custom shader, for fun?

My good ass bird by @lugh he did such good work! I like that face, that color, that Walkman!

We are at the cursed breakfast ruins. The crackler barrow

@girls sending unsolicited Moby Dick pics is a bannable offense

thought: nearly every mario game involves bowser kidnapping a beautiful woman, resulting in a (presumably politically charged) conflict in which mario (sometimes alongside an ensemble cast of other warriors) infiltrates bowser's turf to get her back

proposal: you could make a case for almost any mario game being the Super Mario Iliad

when the friendly and good-natured cookie crisp dog who bakes cookies for children, became an evil wolf who wants to steal cookies from children, was when the first cracks were made in my belief in a loving and caring world out there

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