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re: lewd meta 

@daylight me but like also any and all horny (i say like you don't have personal experience)

kfhdabhgdasv now my own post has JUSt DID THIS TO ME

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this definitely has bias going against it cause anybody that this post would apply to definitely isnt checking the tl rn

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ok but ironys exhausting so sincere question: how many times do u forget to post until someone mentions mastodon somewhere else n youre like "oh i should post more" and then u do exactly once and it slips your mind for another few days

doin big thinks abt the word "popufur" but lackin the confidence to post abt it except in this current ironic detached format yea baby

i love that any time any character in dune is observing paul they're either like "He is the cleverest boy alive" or "this little fool. this dolt. how has he lived this long" and theres like no inbetween

hey man you ever feel like T͞H̯͓͕̩̝͔̼I̺̩͇̺͕̱S̤̙͇̱͎̙̜

@Fenreliania still like, gender binary is just as fake for humans (regardless of how blue they are) as it is for robots so..

Lewd mention,Destiny 2 Warmind Lore Spoilers??? its not relevant to the main plot tho 

@Fenreliania funnily enough, the robots are equipped to sex, canonically. theyre uploaded human minds, so they felt that it was important they could eat and Do it so they didn't get too out of sorts in metal bodies

@plsburydoughboy this recently started happening to me on desktop firefox. it just acts like im a mobile user and gives me the same lie that i can bypass with a refresh, and it doesn't happen on chrome at all. thanks twitter

@revenant man thats like extremely not what "retry" implies

These games should be freely and legally available through online and physical public libraries. Game preservation should not be a fucking criminal act, especially when the platform holders are going to actively take away these resources from people.

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when that lamb from parappa goes to bed does she put on her um lammer jammies

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"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

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