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me, 17, reading lovecraft: whooaaaa what the hell was in this guys head! where did this cosmic terror come from...

[many decades earlier]

hp lovecraft, walking outside once and seeing a bug: whAT THE FUCK IS THAT
a nonwhite woman: oh thats a bug
hp lovecraft, sobbing: WHAT IS HAPPENING....

tfw your cat likes to snuggle u whennu go to bed but u think her laying on your arm is bad for circulation so ur torn between cute cat cuddles and having a healthy arm

idk why i forget all the time that i can Post Online. social media isnt solely a content feed for my face so if i run out i can just Start Contributing?????

@HTHR@cybre.space literally had the same thought seconds before checking masto

Ladies, if he
-is your favorite customer
-doesn't drink you know that
-is tired is wasted he loves you darling
-did not hit her its bullshit its not true he did not
-is so happy he has you as his best friend
-is fed up with this world

then he's not your man, you're just a little chicken CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

anyone else like to make certain hot takes moreso as an exorcism of opinions u've felt the need to hold for group acceptance than due to... actually being particularly heated abt whatever the take was abt

pol, youtube 

youtube just recommended me a video abt how centrists' continued push for civility and bipartisanship isn't merely naivete but rather because the left threatens them more than the right, and it ostensibly did so because charlie brown and lucy are in the thumbnail cause it was in the "Animated Cartoons - Topic" algorithm playlist

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