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to the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day
hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
the stranger there among them had a big mood on his hip
(big mood on his hiiiip)

Some losers, know nothing: no! They made Samus' boobs smaller!

Me, wise and strong: no! They made Snake's ass smaller!

STAR TREK vs. STAR WARS

fan wiki article about breasts, written in great detail and in the past tense
STAR TREK: ✅
STAR WARS: ✅

fan wiki article about the beastie boys
STAR TREK: ✅
STAR WARS: ❌

i've been getting lucid in my dreams a lot more often lately, which would be cool if i could use that as you're meant to but usually it just means i try to wake up asap (and consequently getting upset about being immobilized). but its also happening so much that i seem to be getting better at actually controlling the dream a bit just like you're meant to while lucid

does fortnite on switch happen to have gyro aiming btw

playing quake champions makes me thirsty for playing older cleaner quake again

its a good feelin to tell someone its currently 4:20 am/pm when they ask

e3 whining 

the smash bros showcase was good for metroid but im gay and impatient for the metroid prime 4 news i CRAVE

new servers is as good a time as any to try to get back on here again
oh no enter doesnt post toot, oops, oh no im tripping over all of these BROOMs

here's a cool tip dont trust callouts whose sources are fucking kiwi farms of all things thanks

im sleepy but thinkgin about i guess like presentation. i wanna get a lil genderfuck. allow some stubble even if girl. fuck u society im lazy with shaving

🎶 Roadhog, Roadhog,
alone in the world is a lil Roadhog 🎶

i stared into the abyss, and it stared back at me. we agreed we were both hot af and should hook up

letting the world roll me
let the rock stars hold me down
letting the world roll me
all-stars playing underground

into the shed again
after the tools are sharp
once in a smash mouth
all-stars playing underground

april fools isnt v fun for Online when every day you get stuff that sounds like jokes for the news

:h_wide::e_wide::y_wide: ⁣⁣:g_wide::a_wide::m_wide::e_wide::r_wide::s_wide:

⁣⁣:w_wide::h_wide::a_wide::t_wide: ⁣⁣:t_wide::h_wide::e_wide:

⁣⁣:f_wide::u_wide::c_wide::k_wide:⁣⁣
:i_wide::s_wide:
⁣⁣:u_wide::p_wide:

i made reference to this website just now on discord so now im legally obligated to toot again

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