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serious question: why isnt cave story's experience system more common? its a REALLY elegant way to make enemies matter in a sorta metroid-y platformer game

@cosine whats weird is they tried to make it a selling point: "While many other brands of aseptic low-acid products use a foil liner to form the hermetic seal on the bottle, Soylent 2.0 was specifically designed to be free of that liner to optimize the user experience by eliminating the need to discard foil with product residue"

Side thought: both Goku and Garfield eat outrageous amounts of food as an entire character trait

@FragileVal oof. I mean, in general, I'd rather fight Goku head/Garf body bc I think the other option, Garf's pure bastard personality with Goku's raw power could lead to unfathomable destruction and despair.

If, on the other hand, the "befriend after a bigger threat arrives" trope is set in stone, there's nothing to fear and Garf head/Goku body is p. much the most powerful being imaginable and a good ally as long as you fuck w/ lasagna.

garf head goku body, or goku head garf body?

What if we put Garfield's head on top of Goku's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

tfw the only thing around you with life support after crashing on an alien planet is a partial fursuit

What if Samus's body had Tails' head? 

It'd look something... like this!

how long has youtube been dead, iv'e been flying all day so i just wanted to cuddle up to some vids and oops nope

Both male and female dwarves have beards because the dwarven larva cling to the beard in infancy

Critterposting, Olm, Cave Animal 

#critterposting

These are olms! Neotenous cave salamanders from southeast europe. They're blind and fully aquatic!

They live in limestone caves throughout the regions mountains, and are specially adapted for it. Lacking eyes or any skin pigmentation, but their highly developed smell, vibration sense, and ability to detect electric fields allows them to traverse their troglodytic homes just fine.

Highly sociable, they aggregate under rocks in their watery homes in between bouts of hunting their invertebrate prey.

Raise your hand if you were crying about snakes.

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This Is Donald J Trump Speaking. I Just Wanted To Thank The Fortnite Bus Driver!!!

Love,

Don

re: uspol 

really speaks to the Great Brand ol' 45 has built, huh?

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if the presidential alert has to go through FEMA then just imagine how much better this would go over with ppl if it was a FEMA alert instead

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