Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

This alert test was more or less set to happen back in 2016 when Obama signed the law, it has nothing to do with Trump directly. Presidential Alerts have to go through FEMA before they can be broadcast. Lower your pitchforks.

kanye west goes to a doctor complaining about anhedonia. he says he can't find something to believe in, and he is having trouble reminding himself of the joys of life.

"well," the doctor says, "this sounds like a crisis of the soul. my life turned around after i found god."

"but doctor," kanye replies, shaking his head, "i AM god"

Happy coffee day please don't berate any baristas and tip nicely if you have the means to

This article is amazing but the more I read it the angrier I get. The way medical professionals treat their fat patients amounts to industry-wide malpractice.

https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/

the ironic thing is that bowser was always sexy

I would love to see Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos from Bloodborne in Super Smash Bros Ultimate!

heh, lemme uh... put a lil music on~
*crank crank crank crank crank crank crank*
*marbles scattering all over the floor*

busking makes him feel good

https://twitter.com/DrAndrewThaler/status/1039301667852701696

LOOK AT THIS CUTE ROBOT

WHATTUP YOUTUBE, im covering myself in scorpions for charity!

They're also fastidiously clean animals, and will clean themselves after ANY contact with a human because we're filthy. The only way a cockroach is gonna spread disease is if your house is FILTHY, they're a symptom of poor cleaning, not the cause.

Also the large american cockroach that does associate with humans can be beneficial, cleaning up your scraps and staying out of sight

They're really quite cute animals, with black beady eyes, and wiggly antenna, inquisitive little friends. And that red brown is pretty <3

*spreads big enby energies across your timelines*

the Tomb of the Giants is the Dark Souls of catacombs

As annoying or even dangerous as they are, the skeletons in Dark Souls are extremely goofy

like how they have fucking somersault wheel skeletons that zoom around like dorky bikers

or how the skeletons fucking fall into a bunch of bones after their heavy rolling attack end then have to recollect themselves

or that goofy ass crotchety blacksmith