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ok but ironys exhausting so sincere question: how many times do u forget to post until someone mentions mastodon somewhere else n youre like "oh i should post more" and then u do exactly once and it slips your mind for another few days

doin big thinks abt the word "popufur" but lackin the confidence to post abt it except in this current ironic detached format yea baby

i love that any time any character in dune is observing paul they're either like "He is the cleverest boy alive" or "this little fool. this dolt. how has he lived this long" and theres like no inbetween

hey man you ever feel like T͞H̯͓͕̩̝͔̼I̺̩͇̺͕̱S̤̙͇̱͎̙̜

These games should be freely and legally available through online and physical public libraries. Game preservation should not be a fucking criminal act, especially when the platform holders are going to actively take away these resources from people.

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when that lamb from parappa goes to bed does she put on her um lammer jammies

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"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"

skaterboy jokes gratify me like binging on swiss rolls

he was a cowboy, she said reach for the sky boy

ok i compared garfield and goku earlier but KIRBY and Goku are even more like each other, they eat unconscionably large amounts of food, make their enemies into friends through superior violence, and are the strongest beings of their universes

jldksahkdfhysbv that feel when u forget which is the reply button and which is the boost, apparently

oh man i just realized i never put on my temp monitor lizard photo as my icon on here. im gonna disappoint everybody when i switch to a much less ambitious fursona pfpfpft

the enby ideal is to become both jessie and james simultaneously

these two are the embodiment of "be gay do crimes"

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