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sex shitpost, subtoot of gf 

thinking of squamating

Missus tory, give me a yeen, make them the bleppest, that ive ever seen

what do the famous american president named Abraham and I have in common?
We're both link-kin 🥁

[giving a tour of my wizard tower] and this is where the magic happens. and this is where the magic happens. all of this is where the magic h

Talking about the bloated fungal growth that is this diners menu, food 

So me and val are at a lil diner built into a best western hotel and the menu i can only describe as urban sprawl.

It has greek food, italian food, seafood, stirfry, mexican food, philly cheese steaks as a whole section.

Its like 7 pages of information overload.

if you walk without rhythm

you won't
attract
the worm

My good ass bird by @lugh he did such good work! I like that face, that color, that Walkman!

We are at the cursed breakfast ruins. The crackler barrow

thought: nearly every mario game involves bowser kidnapping a beautiful woman, resulting in a (presumably politically charged) conflict in which mario (sometimes alongside an ensemble cast of other warriors) infiltrates bowser's turf to get her back

proposal: you could make a case for almost any mario game being the Super Mario Iliad

when the friendly and good-natured cookie crisp dog who bakes cookies for children, became an evil wolf who wants to steal cookies from children, was when the first cracks were made in my belief in a loving and caring world out there

Reminder: Kiwifarms and Encyclopedia Dramatica are not reliable sources. The sites and their contributors care far, far less about the truth than they do about generating outrage, and both are linked directly to 4chan and as such are inherently suspect.

I am saying this not in response to anything in particular, just as a general PSA. Do not trust Kiwifarms and ED. They care only about increasing your fear and anger. They do not have your best interests at heart.

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