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ah, to post, perchance to... well the ideal rhyme would be "meme" but i'd hate how itd sound coming out of my mouth so

the recommended stages are already fucked but there are some good ones in there

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

now i'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

food shitpost 

tired: shredded wheat
wired: ripped wheat 💪

oh sure, when generations of ancient humans feed animals and teach them useful tasks it's called "domestication", but when *i* do it it's called "trespassing" and i'm made to "leave the zoo" by "force"

bathroom mention, non sequitur 

"I oughta pee before the Wood is done"

I just got into a car crash bc my brakes randomly cut out, the other person isnt reporting it to their insurance, but im still going to need repairs on whatever broke that caused my brakes to cut out suddenly, pls throw your spare change my way so that i can still have a car paypal.me/MeggieVivi

Destiny 2 Shitpost 

"Alright, mavericks. Ready to see what we're fightin' today?"

anybody ever thought about the fact that long novels are connected to a masculine performance of "literary genius" which demands readers' attention over other books for an extended period of time

@fillertrack
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Someone give me money cuz I’m tapped out til the 28th, and both roommates are out of cash, and there’s no groceries in the fridge. I will legit pay you back if you want, after I get payed.

paypal.me/imack666

a min in a padded jack and arming cap looking lustfully at a sword 

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