Great Value! @FragileVal@awoo.space

The reason the Juicero is garbage is because it uses a full four ton A press when the bags can be squeezed with only half an A press.

solution to the problem of mastodon.social having too much influence on the fediverse

registration is closed permanently

and every week users must successfully complete a series of challenges

or face being CAST OUT by the cold uncaring algorithmic hand of

SURVIVOR: MASTODON EDITION

you would not believe the coos
of ten million soft awoos

OK, if y'all need a break from pineapples, here's a fan edited coming out story for Marcie using original Peanuts panels http://lizyerby.tumblr.com/post/152514587473/this-comic-is-extra-good-if-you-read-it-while

[logs into mastodon] hey guys hows it g[SKYRIM 10,000 PINEAPPLES ROLL DOWN A MOUNTAIN EDITION]

tired: free open-source software
wired: free open-source shitposts

To balance out the dad dating sim that may not be as pure as I had thought here's a cute gay bug dating sim

https://bugsnkisses.itch.io/bugs-and-kisses-demo

https://slime.global/media/vSeGkJdMbIXXqUrCTeY

every few days a toot from some tech bro will show up in some TL like "is anyone still here" only to disappear in a deluge of creativity

Happy Juneteenth

please remember that white supremacy is alive and well and must be destroyed