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boost this toot if you have not boosted it

boost this post if you're addicted to faving posts. fav if you're addicted to boosting. it's okay! we will get through this together

Grandma would really appreciate it if it were al dente

oh no, I'm getting sleepy for a nap at 2 pm? this doesn't bode well...

check out this great new joke ive made. ur gonna love it:

so i heard that the uhh, the size of side dishes at restuarants???? apparently theyre doubling ohhhh uhhh every 18 months. more slaw

hope you liked it

I keep boostin all these "I'm gay" toots but I don't even post one myself?? so, yeah, I'm gay,

A new nickname I've just been called: Vallie

omgggg its so cute to me?? even though it sounds just like "valley"

ok now I actually sleep, since I'm thankfully actually sleepy

tfw you follow-back someone and only after trying to follow realize they're a locked account and it suddenly feels a bit weird

the only valid temperature scale is lewd scale, where the only two values are "im gay" and "im hot"

should toot more so I seem like less of a lurker...

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