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here's a homophobic joke, but get this, it makes straight people feel better about themselves. please share on all social media. signed, s. colbert

I'm at the dojo
I'm at the casino
I'm at the combination dojo and casino (all in the mind)

Shitpost's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Well, 

The years start coming and they don't stop coming

Love too pay 5 bucks for an instance with one user and two federated instances,,

an inspirational quote to start your day with:

“Please come to the castle. I’ve baked a cake for you.”
— Princess “Toadstool” Peach, 1996

i'm not an anticapitalist i'm just confused about shit that makes no sense

@FragileVal i said yep, what a concept
i could use a little elf myself
and we could aaaall use a little feeeeeeey~

i'm lookin at the elf in the mirror
i'm asking him to change his ways
if you wanna make the world a better place
just look at your elf and make a change

Hey Forbes you forgot to mention a lot of us on here are very gay!

awoo spam, subtoot 

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Put more Os in your awoo to show how gay you are!
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another day volunteering at the mastodon website. everyone keeps asking me if they can quote the toot. buddy, they wont even let me quote it

Nuclear Throne Spoilers (not rly) 

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