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one of my biggest music peeves is that classic country often actually had subversive themes appealing to working class people struggling to live in a society that didn't value them, while modern pop country is overwhelmingly a bunch of white boys in designer boots fetishizing a lifestyle they've never experienced and objectifying women

Im just listening to REALLY LOUD silvagunner rips

just paid someone to draw your furry or not furry asses

Bugs 

check it out! Just learned about these, they're Ambush bugs! They're genus Phymata within assassin bugs (a kind of true bug or Hemiptera, which can be identified by their proboscis).

The cool thing about these guys is! Convergently with mantids and a lot of other arthropods they've evolved raptorial (siezing) forelegs for grabbing prey, and fill an ambush pred niche akin to mantids (hence the name)

long story short bookmarks are Entirely a way for someone to legit bookmark a post for their own needs and invokes no further social interaction, which is cool honestly

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i briefly thought everyone just really liked this toot but actually you're all wonderfully helpful thank you

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oh! i can bookmark/fav/boost my own toots, but i dont get notified for faving so i can't rly know by myself

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hey legit non-urgent question, do ppl get notified when you bookmark their toots-wait i can just test this upon myself right, lemme try

call me Claude Monet cause boy do i love consciously understanding things only by my vague impressions of them

desperate ly posting my Nipples on mastodon dot social in hopes that jack will notice and BEG me to come back,,....

@FragileVal [peter griffin voice] you know what really freaks my bean

youve heard of hot takes but what about moist takes. nobody ever mentions humidity but it's every bit as important as temperature for the sake of comfort & safety

i was going to use that one burning twitter bird emoji to cw a toot but i discovered zigzagoon and im placated

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