This alert test was more or less set to happen back in 2016 when Obama signed the law, it has nothing to do with Trump directly. Presidential Alerts have to go through FEMA before they can be broadcast. Lower your pitchforks.

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**kasran, fourier transfemme** @typhlosion@awoo.space · Oct 03, 2018, 13:51

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kanye west goes to a doctor complaining about anhedonia. he says he can't find something to believe in, and he is having trouble reminding himself of the joys of life.

"well," the doctor says, "this sounds like a crisis of the soul. my life turned around after i found god."

"but doctor," kanye replies, shaking his head, "i AM god"

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**Incineroar liker** @bunnylyn@glitch.social · Sep 29, 2018, 17:50

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Happy coffee day please don't berate any baristas and tip nicely if you have the means to

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**Great Value!** · Sep 27, 2018, 05:24

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**NerdcoreSteve** @Nerdcoresteve@mastodon.social · Sep 27, 2018, 05:24

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Fatness, medical prejudice

This article is amazing but the more I read it the angrier I get. The way medical professionals treat their fat patients amounts to industry-wide malpractice.

https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/

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**Rose** @modernmodron@slime.global · Sep 25, 2018, 20:24

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the ironic thing is that bowser was always sexy

**Great Value!** · Sep 16, 2018, 14:44

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**Smash Additions Bot** @SmashAdditions@botsin.space · Sep 16, 2018, 14:44

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I would love to see Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos from Bloodborne in Super Smash Bros Ultimate!

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**Great Value!** · Sep 13, 2018, 15:21

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**at least 5 gays** @girls@uwu.st · Sep 13, 2018, 15:21

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heh, lemme uh... put a lil music on~
*crank crank crank crank crank crank crank*
*marbles scattering all over the floor*

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**woob** @woob@mastodon.social · Sep 16, 2018, 19:13

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hey why did ray parker jr become a street musician

busking makes him feel good

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Sep 12, 2018, 14:33

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Sep 12, 2018, 14:33

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i jsut woke up and the last thing that passed my mind was the phrase "Raccoon City Rocket Racing" which is the greatest alliterative title ive ever heard

**Great Value!** · Sep 11, 2018, 14:45

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**Gabs, doggy dog** @daylight@sleeping.town · Sep 11, 2018, 14:45

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🤖 🔁 🔬

https://twitter.com/DrAndrewThaler/status/1039301667852701696

LOOK AT THIS CUTE ROBOT

**Great Value!** · Sep 11, 2018, 14:23

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**Gabs, doggy dog** @daylight@sleeping.town · Sep 11, 2018, 14:23

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scorpions silly

WHATTUP YOUTUBE, im covering myself in scorpions for charity!

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**Gabs, doggy dog** @daylight@sleeping.town · Sep 11, 2018, 14:14

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Cockroaches rule and here's why

They're also fastidiously clean animals, and will clean themselves after ANY contact with a human because we're filthy. The only way a cockroach is gonna spread disease is if your house is FILTHY, they're a symptom of poor cleaning, not the cause.

Also the large american cockroach that does associate with humans can be beneficial, cleaning up your scraps and staying out of sight

They're really quite cute animals, with black beady eyes, and wiggly antenna, inquisitive little friends. And that red brown is pretty <3

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**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Sep 11, 2018, 13:44

**Great Value!** @FragileVal@awoo.space · Sep 11, 2018, 13:44

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i like the yeen

**Great Value!** · Sep 10, 2018, 18:30

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**funny plushpup girltoy 💜** @kit@chitter.xyz · Sep 10, 2018, 18:30

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*spreads big enby energies across your timelines*

**Great Value!** · Sep 10, 2018, 04:12

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**woob** @woob@mastodon.social · Sep 10, 2018, 04:12

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Dark Souls - Tomb of the Giants

the Tomb of the Giants is the Dark Souls of catacombs

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