@typhlosion but you're so cuuuuuuuute an smol an badger an campstove
@Fuego i'm at least six feet tall, which is bigger than most typhlosions and definitely not small by human standards
if you're gonna call me little at least have the courtesy to do it when I'm in alolan vulpix form or something 8<
@typhlosion can I ride u?
@Fuego yes. just be careful of the burners, they are still very hot even when not on fire
@typhlosion hey bby, fire's my /first/ name
@Fuego oh. well, true
regardless you've agreed to resolve me of any responsibility, moral or legal, from burns that may occur due to improper handling of my bizarre dermatological features
@Fuego i meant absolve and my lawyers will never say i said anything different
@Fuego someday you are going to quit calling me little and hopefully i will be there for that day