Just get out there and write node.php so we can get this race to the bottom over more quickly - we want the most unreliable, least debuggable and least powerful possible toolset on which to build the future
our generation are the techboomers! fuck our children as hard as possible!
computers suck
@Fuego Right!? It's not like locally hosted ads can be effectively targeted to the audience of the site or anything. Nope!
Also like, I just want it to fail nicely and give me a chance to enable scripts, I've encountered sites that either present a blank screen, or redirect to a noscript page that doesn't actually have the scripts presented and ~fuck that~