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I am not a black mirror fan but I am really enjoying bandersnatch. It’s not the usual stuff they do.

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@kit @IrisKalmia Go. Get. A. Boob. Job. Bitch.

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@IrisKalmia I'M SOOOOOOOOOO IN TO IT!

Hello, yes, hi, I am a 36 year old adult professional and braiding my hair all cute still makes me feel like a rainbow glitter unicorn exploded in my heart

re: what pulp novelist wrote my life... 

@cacklejackal yeah - you are the other person by the same author I think.

@Tanuki I’ve been trying it and it doesn’t seem to work super good

We're all so fucked up and weird and I love it <3

I'm pretty sure pleroma is a kind of cancer?

re: Sex magick, ritual prep 

@Motodrachen maybe "grounded" is a fucked up way to say it - another way to say it is that I use analytical thinking as a defense mechanism?

re: Sex magick, ritual prep 

@Motodrachen this isn't even a sex magick ritual - I just need to use sexual energy to get a headspace change - I'm super grounded - flipping headspace is nearly impossible if I'm not beside myself needing to get fucked haha

@masklayer twitter anthro mascot peeing on the ford logo plz.

re: what pulp novelist wrote my life... 

@orrery I prefer “long strange trip” ;)

@masklayer why are people making free art for a corporation if not to subvert it?

WTB hot older dominant woman, smarter than me, a little emotionally sadistic PST

@argp normally I’m at like 20g a day max. I just go off the rails completely for Yule. ;)

Some Bowie love 

Oh no, love, you're not alone
You're watching yourself, but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up, but if I could only make you care
Oh no, love, you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone

what pulp novelist wrote my life... 

I was trying to get to know someone new online, and talking about my life I was like, "I sound like a fucking liar".

But actually my life is just insane... And I can't even mention the most insane parts??!

re: Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

@abe_e_seedy that part of your brain is real real good.

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