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I didn’t know “absolute unit” had been superseded, but I’m down. It’s furry appropriate

@IrisKalmia people that weigh 120 lbs in their gear and have a very very short inseam

If you want to make your “closed source” software secure, make sure that every struct/class has a lot of unions in it for pointers to other structs

re: climate change nihilism 

@Tanuki goody. My chickens are thrilled

re: Why isn't Keet happy about getting a new smartphone? (CW'd for length, frustration, despair, Android OS.) 

@ElectricKeet I feel all of this. I want to huck my smart phone into a lake forever. I miss the sidekick.

@ticky also almost no one uses cash anymore so coinstar was like a thing you did in high school or if you’re an old person or if you really need $10 for a pizza so you scour your cushions for coins

@ticky 5 and 10. No one uses pennies. It kind of sucks to grab a handful of metal to put in your pocket when you leave home to get on the bus. So you always come home with 23 cents when you’re using cash and never take a handful of heavy coins out.

@ticky every time you come home with a nickel and a dime in your pocket you drop it into the coffee can by the door. After a few years you have 250$ in heavy metal in several coffee cans.

Yeah I’m byesexual.

I love it when I can go home.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz look, when something goes very wrong on a national scale it’s probably the fault of a group of people who have the least amount of power and who are at the greatest degree of risk. Obviously.

re: personal, askingforhelp 

@Oneironott do you have square?

The real way IQ tests gauge your intelligence 

If you think IQ tests are real, you’re not a smart person.

So really it’s a 50/50 test. Pretty poor granularity.

@Tanuki yeah that for sure sounds like a come on to me...

Just finished undertale for the first time. It’s amazing. Yup. Wow.

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