@Antifreeze these are the jokes
@IrisKalmia people that weigh 120 lbs in their gear and have a very very short inseam
@Antifreeze “patterns” you say?
re: climate change nihilism
@Tanuki goody. My chickens are thrilled
@IrisKalmia worst tingler yet
re: Why isn't Keet happy about getting a new smartphone? (CW'd for length, frustration, despair, Android OS.)
@ElectricKeet I feel all of this. I want to huck my smart phone into a lake forever. I miss the sidekick.
@ticky also almost no one uses cash anymore so coinstar was like a thing you did in high school or if you’re an old person or if you really need $10 for a pizza so you scour your cushions for coins
@ticky 5 and 10. No one uses pennies. It kind of sucks to grab a handful of metal to put in your pocket when you leave home to get on the bus. So you always come home with 23 cents when you’re using cash and never take a handful of heavy coins out.
@ticky every time you come home with a nickel and a dime in your pocket you drop it into the coffee can by the door. After a few years you have 250$ in heavy metal in several coffee cans.
re: personal, askingforhelp
@Oneironott do you have square?
@Tanuki yeah that for sure sounds like a come on to me...
Mixie trash
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