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I wanna shop for bootleg sega Saturn games at night in Hong Kong so bad...
citr.ca/radio/nightdrive95/

I like my job 

My direct boss and 2 other employees have ancom black/red star tattoos.

capitalism 

@Tanuki 2 weeks is a nicety they dont deserve - I'd find a new job and just never tell them I quit.

Start work at the new place on day one of the furlough.

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town snes9x + any good rpg!!

what did they /think/ they were doing? 

SIZE_MULTIPLIER 1.5
...
size = (sizeA + sizeB) * SIZE_MULTIPLIER
...
buf = realloc(buf, size);

😂 My good man, I'd like to purchase 16.5 puppies.

capitalism 

@jaycie why arent millenials buying more diamonds.jpg

capitalism 

A friend of mine does software dev for a bank. They aren't losing money but they didnt hit their "growth targets" so they're making people take 2 week unpaid furloughs so the investors wont be upset.

Fuck. Everything. Our world is so broken...

@witchfynder_finder it's really hard to read alien faces to know when they're lying

@jaycie splatoon 1 or 2? no ones popped the switch yet so probably not a cheater in 2 but very possible in 1 :/

@typhlosion you could have beaten that perfect awoo only if you'd started it with "be vewwy vewwy quieeet"

So weird, We haven't heard from Kanye lately... 🤔

unpopular statue opinion 

Look, once a statue is put up somewhere its a part of history and it has to stay there. Forever.

What? How should I know how your supposed to get out your front door with a giant stone dick in the way. It's definitely historic tho.

Now climb out the window and help us put that statue of Sadam Hussein back up.

false equivalency & politics 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town never talk to that person again.

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