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Someone suggest me a good movie to watch tonight

I tried to make a pumpkin that would steal your heart. It’s.... okay. I guess.

I accidentally dropped one of those magnetic balls off a divine beast...

@DensetsuNoGomez that’s like when you wrap a rope tightly around a piece of the net to cut off flow to it, destroying it to save the rest of the net, right?

Uspol 

I love how John Kelly came out and was like “how dare you criticize how the president spoke to gold star families??!”

Like motherfucker this started when trump criticized how Obama spoke to gold star families out of the fucking blue to distract from what happened in Niger!!!

I wish I could have a legit sick day without spending it in crazy anxiety because I’m not working.

Yes, I would like to connect! I am also interested in cephalopods and your spouse

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