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Hold up. Imma try to meme like the kids...

@masklayer less side bezel than that is SUUUUUUPER annoying on the S6+ - the touch sensors get weird and your thumb gets cramped reaching to it

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town let’s say maybe the runes shouldn’t necessarily mean don’t trust someone... they’re literally letters.

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Seth Abramson lays out why today’s Mueller news is catastrophic for Trump, and why he doesn’t see a future for the Trump administration aside from resignation/impeachment: tttthreads.com/thread/92498811

I hope someone makes Mario’s “Famicom” mechanic’s hat from odyssey, because I will buy the shit out of that.

@bea @MightyPork@dev.glitch.social TLD binary format ;)

Dear internet,

The word you are looking for is “voila”. Not wallah. Not well ah. Voila.

It’s frustrating to have been saying this for like, the last 5 years, too

How long can the myth about generalized super AI keep going? It truly is the first new religion of the 21st century.
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@ElectricKeet they wanted to fuck with me and throw my shit everywhere. They didn’t provide a reason

Aww yeah. Airport mall cops decided to fuck with me on the way out.

Man customs in Iceland took literally 10 seconds. No line. Walked up. How long will you be in Iceland? 30 minutes. I’m going to Finland. Stamp. Gone.

Once you’re in Iceland you go to any other Eurozone country with no customs at all.

Boston? Forewevvvveerrrrrrrr.

@lycaon@dev.glitch.social @HTHR@cybre.space I heard... she once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid... at a party.... WOOOOOOSSSHHHHH

I landed in Boston! It’s like 1:30am in Helsinki! Now I have to drive like 120 miles home! Do some woo so I don’t die of exhaustion while driving! Thx.

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