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Was gonna go train aikido tonight but I found out the abusive ex will be there with her new baby and I didn't get to go to therapy today because my dog hurt herself....

Serious consideration: staying home to splat

angry angry person 

I am frustrated and fed up and just totally done with stuff lately. I want to play splatoon and listen to music and just be high but I can't get high because of work but also I'm having a lot of trouble working and I'm on that edge where you want to express frustration but it just makes people think you're very weird so it's making me more introverted than normal and I don't know what to do I just need a vacation from 2017.

uspol, good news, bad news 

Bad news: they cancelled the nazi rally in boston
Good news: I wont need to come up with bail this weekend

Me: I know! I'll make a vaporwave mix of take my breath away

*listens to the song again*

Uh nevermind. the backing track comes prevaporwaved. The synth bass even has a wobble that sounds like a mistracking VHS player. Its insane.

youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_l

awoo.space problem resolution & communication 

so anyway, friends- all my private posted talk aside:

if you have a legitimate grievance involving awoo.space, I hope you're comfortable speaking with one of our staff members about it

if you're not comfortable with talking to us - that is a problem in and of itself that we can't work through unless you're willing to reach out.

We want this to be a good space both for its members and its neighbors!

Newwwww name and icon - just to confuse everyone

When all the shopping malls are abandoned can we have 3pm mallsoft dance parties in them?

I wanna shop for bootleg sega Saturn games at night in Hong Kong so bad...
citr.ca/radio/nightdrive95/

I like my job 

My direct boss and 2 other employees have ancom black/red star tattoos.

what did they /think/ they were doing? 

SIZE_MULTIPLIER 1.5
...
size = (sizeA + sizeB) * SIZE_MULTIPLIER
...
buf = realloc(buf, size);

😂 My good man, I'd like to purchase 16.5 puppies.

capitalism 

A friend of mine does software dev for a bank. They aren't losing money but they didnt hit their "growth targets" so they're making people take 2 week unpaid furloughs so the investors wont be upset.

Fuck. Everything. Our world is so broken...

So weird, We haven't heard from Kanye lately... 🤔

unpopular statue opinion 

Look, once a statue is put up somewhere its a part of history and it has to stay there. Forever.

What? How should I know how your supposed to get out your front door with a giant stone dick in the way. It's definitely historic tho.

Now climb out the window and help us put that statue of Sadam Hussein back up.

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