@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun I mean, you couldn't possibly do a worse job, right? I say go for it.
@kelseyhusky got it, I'll relay this information to my superiors! All you have to do to keep yourself safe during the invasion is wave around some sort of pride flag.
@kelseyhusky yes, that should be good enough protection. It should also prevent any of the American resistance fighters from hiding in your house.