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tired: getting ribs removed to suck your own cock
wired: exercising stretching and training to suck your own cock

lewd half-shitpost 

tired: getting ribs removed to suck your own cock
wired: exercising stretching and training to suck your own cock

hey maybe it's not the flawed way we measure intelligence that we should worry about, but rather, the fact that we so badly want to measure intelligence

like, that is some real yikes shit

@ElectricKeet that's kinda wild? Like all the people I went to school with just ended up doing manual labor like me. Except for my one friend who went and became a fucking tenured professor.

Trans Am is absolutely the best left-right series in American racing right now

@silverspookgames@octodon.social I know a guy who donated plasma a lot to finance his gun collecting. apparently if you donate plasma enough you get phantom pains in your arm 🙃

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